Daily Fail: Blouson Noir Raffia bra top

Wow! Straw bra! I could only pray that it is lined for the sake of those poor fashion victims who chooses to purchase this one. If you feel like you should too, you will find it at Browns, but I am quite sure you can find better way how to spend £1,180...

Daily Fail: Fannie Schiavoni Gunmetal Chainmail Overlay Bra

I have no idea how to call this... What is that anyway? A wannabe chain armour? A waistcoat with strange holes for your brest? And why? That could be the most important question of them all - why would anyone need anything like this? Not just a fashion fail, but also a fashion mystery... Closer look at it here.

Perfect Valentine Gifts for Yourself: under £10

 

French Girl T-Shirt, £8 from New Look 

Valentine's Day is just another perfect occasion for making your day a little bit brighter by, for example, buying yourself a gift. Even if you can spend less then a 10 quid, it is still possible to find bunches of cute, more or less heartshaped and adorable gifts. For yourself, of course - why not? Take a peek at some more affordable and sweet buys after a jump and wait for some more gift guides for any budget.

Daily Fail: All Saints' Suesha Tunic

Something is seriously wrong with this one. This 'tunic', which looks more like a traumatized cardigan to me, is simply mind bogglingly ugly. I don't even want to know what the designer was thinking about, when he/she decided that the world needed something like this. If you do, though, or you simply want to offer some moral rehabilitation to this poor cardi, which suffered in making of this, you may buy it here.

Daily Fail: Maison Martin Margiela Spider web waistcoat

Oh, it is a spider web. Why would you publish a picture of a spider web on a fashion blog? Well, darlings, because this thing is actually a £215 waistcoat. Yes, you didn't misread - this thing is sold as an actual piece of clothing. See after a jump how it works in real life or go here to have on for your own.

Daily Fail: Pencey Lace Bow Top

 

I just can't understand what the hell the stylist was thinking? See-through lace crop top in white... I know! Let's style it with black bra and drop crotch sweatpants! Perfect! I am not a fan of this top alone, even if it is used as a layering piece, but come on - this is just something horrendous!

Daily Fail: ASOS BLACK Satin Structured Shoulder Top

I have already declared how I feel about shoulder pads - they are great, if they are sensible. These, however, are not. This shoulder top makes me think about some crazy 80's space odyssey TV series. The shoulders are huge and the seams on the front makes this top bulky and awkward. I see this as a fashion fail, if you don't, though, you may find it here.

Daily Fail: Foley + Corinna Ribbon Top

This Foley + Corinna ribbon top consists of ribbons and some sheer black fabric. Enough said - it's a fail. 

Daily Fail: ASOS One Shoulder Wired Ruffle Top

Ruffles are good. I like ruffles. Too much ruffles? Well, they say you can't get too much of a good thing. ASOS says - yes, you can. This top above is quite cute, apart from one minor thing - THESE RUFFLES ARE HUGE! It would be just fine with a normal-sized ruffle to highlight the asymmetric shoulder thing, but no, they had to add a giant wired ruffle. How in the name of fashion God you can sit in this thing? I mean, you surely can't rest your back? Or get too close to people. Or wear anything over this top when it gets cold. It is just wrong.

Daily Fail: Kimberly Ovitz Gavin crepe chain vest

Can you guess what this is? And it is already sold out at Net-a-Porter, you know, so it must be extremely stylish. Well, that is crepe chain vest from Kimberly Ovitz. And it is almost over 800 euros. And it is described, of course, as edgy. I guess the cage style is not exactly for me, so it is a huge fail of this day. If you disagree, you can hope that Net-a-Porter will stock it up soon and get it here.

Trend Report: Boudoir

Christian Louboutin Lace up boots, SAKS

If you are not much of a biker chick an eighties are too loud for you than lecherous lace and sensual silk is what you need. Turn your wardrobe into boudoir with tight lace-up ankle boots and soft silken blouse. Don't be afraid to use lingerie elements to create sexy, yet subtle and romantic, history-inspired look. Your colours will be nude, old rose, dusty grey with little accents of black, gold and bronze. Choose soft materials as silk, satin, suede and cashmere and be ready to bewilder and coquette. More pics after a jump.

Trend Report: Autumn 2009

Julien Macdonald, Fall 2009

For this autumn everybody have gone mad for biker chic and heavy metal fantasies, personally I love this look because it is so wild and rebellious. If you want to go with this look, be careful not to exaggerate with all the leather, buckles, chains, rips and studs. Choose only few of these elements to look stylish and not like you have just got of your Harley and you have a tattoo of a scull on your buttocks. More pics after a jump.